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Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once
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what does html stand for?
hypertext markup language
no i mean like, what does it believe in?
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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
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she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord
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