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Fifth Base

blogging my way to the top
Apr 22 '14
gnarlybaaby:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

gnarlybaaby:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

148,941 notes (via donttouchmydick & gifak-net)

Apr 22 '14

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

744,809 notes (via pizza & mcavoys-deactivated20130122)

Apr 22 '14

meladoodle:

i like to go into echoey rooms because i can yell ‘i love you’ and finally hear it back

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Apr 22 '14
sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

57,976 notes (via frickthepolice & sugarpumpkin)

Apr 22 '14

lorde-oftherings:

texasnwhiskey:

danthemedicman:

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Denial

Perfection

Florida

61,188 notes (via kendricklamarvevo & dancybutt)

Apr 22 '14
zaya117:

beyondhighh:

Arnold don’t play no games hoe.

Football head’s bout to score a touchdown

zaya117:

beyondhighh:

Arnold don’t play no games hoe.

Football head’s bout to score a touchdown

200,042 notes (via donttouchmydick & beyondhighh)

Apr 22 '14

clestroying:

turning 12 like

image

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Apr 22 '14
letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

(Source: chelstone)

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Apr 22 '14
bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

210,104 notes (via goldicrocs & octopussoir-)

Apr 22 '14
ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

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Apr 22 '14

monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

226,791 notes (via tyrannesauruss & rneerkat)

Apr 22 '14
disimba:

He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet

disimba:

He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet

(Source: icanlift)

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Apr 22 '14

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Apr 22 '14
saiyristhemarksman:

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

oh my god

saiyristhemarksman:

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

oh my god

(Source: grindlebone)

51,811 notes (via donttouchmydick & grindlebone)

Apr 22 '14

(Source: junko-style)

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